Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing If my burglar alarm starts ringing — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“guess the question is, how paranoid do you want to be? How many guns does it take to make you feel safe?… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unhook the two locks… — Rita Coolidge Copy Share Image
