“...she often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Dawson looked at him, his jaw clenched earnestly, and remembered when he thought Jared was the leader of the two of them. He should… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Kaden gave another one of those unexpected barks of humor. “Yeah. And I’m telling you, my sister is a shameless, shameless woman, and she… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart just a… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“I thought your boyfriend died?" Nicky asked, and it was actually a good question, and I was so mad that I wasn't even embarrassed… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!" Aiden squinted at Jeremy.… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“But strong isn’t suits and a stupidly expensive lifestyle.” “No?” “No. Strong is having the faith to run after a guy you’ve fallen for… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Krissa, tough Lady Krissa, who had stood by impassively while Areau vomited out ten years of bitter addiction, wiped her eyes and offered Areau… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“The point is, they have a public thing against the overweight and the underbeautiful. Those are my people there, Jared. Those are the people… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“You nervous about doing this on camera?” Chance tilted his head a little, considering. “Well, yeah, of course. You don’t know what you look… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“You do like me, don’t you? Even though I’m apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“Whiskey to himself "God, please let this kid be legal, just to make that whole wood thing less disgusting” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
“If you’re decent to people, you’ll usually find out they’re decent people, too.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
