I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when… — David Cross Copy Share
I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective. — David Cross Copy Share
