Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
Now look at that pepper on the back of that bumper. She ain't even playing when she's shaking that rumper. — Baby Bash Copy Share Image
Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have? — Gregg Rogell Copy Share Image
This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment. — Josh McDowell Copy Share Image
“It is not only the viability and variety of the seed that makes the harvest look plumpy. Sometimes, the soil must value… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Every time I see the bumper sticker that says “We think we’re humans having spiritual experiences, but we’re really spirits having human… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
If you are explaining, you're losing. It's a bumper sticker culture. People have to get it like that, and if they don't,… — Lawrence Lessig Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It just so happened that my agent called and said, 'There's this movie 'Pitch Perfect.' Here are the sides.' I think I… — Utkarsh Ambudkar Copy Share Image
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The… — Norman Lear Copy Share Image
The state of mind of the photographer creating is a blank. I might add that this condition exists only at special times,… — Minor White Copy Share Image
Instant enlightenment. A quintessential modernism, culture and religion accommodated to the age of fast food and bumper stickers. But psyche and spirit… — Kenny Smith Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made.… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. — John Bolton Copy Share Image
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