Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Myself, I have never seen a bumper sticker saying " Hate if you Love Jesus ", but I sometimes wonder why not.… — Simon Blackburn Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car… — S.A. Hunt Copy Share Image
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what… — Solomon Ortiz Copy Share Image
Kinect is such a great new entry into the field because it takes away one of the big barriers to little kids… — Tim Schafer Copy Share Image
You know the people who have the bumper stickers that say "Windows 95 = Mac '89"? These are the faithful, and I… — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
During President George W. Bush's two terms, you couldn't drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: Dissent is the highest form… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
Actually, acting in bumper cars is terrible, because the really only way to film it and get a close up is to… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever been privileged to direct a film also knows that, although it can be like trying to write 'War… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
I have a bumper sticker that Bowen created that says Regardless of my kids grades, they have an 'A' in my book'.… — George A. Sheehan Copy Share Image
I implore you, I entreat you and I challenge you to speak with conviction. To say what you believe in a manner… — Taylor Mali Copy Share Image
Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made.… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat.… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“Dan, this is crazy!" Amy quavered. "You can't drive a boat!" "Say's who? It's no different from Xbox!" Wham! The port-side rubber… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
Gay is a subculture, a slur, a set of gestures, a slang, a look, a posture, a parade, a rainbow flag, a… — Jack Donovan Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
The road to hell is paved with reasonable religion with a non-anxious god. Most days, I'm pretty happy driving down that road.… — Mark Galli Copy Share Image
There's a kind of decadence about all this: If 9/11 was really an inside job, you wouldn't be driving around with a… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
