Say it, do it, preach it, shout it, but never, absolutely never, believe your own bullshit. — Steve Berry Copy Share Image
I've dealt with a lot of bullshit because of the way I look and a lot of misconceptions about what people should… — Gonjasufi Copy Share Image
“Tell me, where did you get your clinical psychology degree from? Oh, that's right. The University of Bullshit.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
A protest song is a song that's so specific that you cannot mistake it for bullshit — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
Love is like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield, why does love always feel like a battlefiled, a battlefield, a battlefield — Victoria Copy Share Image
Too many people believe in that [Alfred] Hitchcock thing that he only shot exactly the shots he needed for the dialogue he… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
I feel that whatever you put out is what you'll get back. I always put out, 'hey, hi, I'm a bass player,… — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
I was thinking that we could hold a contest to see which girl has the biggest ass? and the girl that wins,… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If you're ever making a television show, don't cast smart actors because they are just a pain in the ass. The moment… — Ray McKinnon Copy Share Image
I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just… — Stephen Schneider Copy Share Image
Have you ever heard of feng shui? (Randy) Yeah. It’s the ‘put the mirror on your door and sleep in the right… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
But it feels good to love a thing and not expect anything back. It feels good to not get an argument or… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“getting old means getting lucky sometimes means sometimes you learn & along with other sweeter acquisitions you learn that nine tenths of… — John Thomas Idlet (John Thomas Copy Share Image
I once heard some idiot on the radio saying that all great art has suffering as its dominant theme, and that the… — Bart Yates Copy Share Image
AS the days go by, and I dont see her, I feel like cutting or killing myself. I miss her so much!!… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
whenever they get a chance, never fear, people make you waste hours and months ... they use you as a wall to… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
Everyone has the choice to let their bullshit go or they've the choice to keep their bullshit contained. We're our own profound… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image