“If you can’t impress them with your ability, dazzle them with your bullshit. ” — Doug Dandridge Copy Share Image
You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit. — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
By all means go back to that stupid bitch; hope she puts up with your lies and bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true,… — John Waters Copy Share Image
This shit you hear about me may be true but then again it might be as fake as the Bitch who told… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
I have bullshit moments every once in a while - like every actor does. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Anyone else asks how I’m doing I’ll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It’s true, but it’ll stil be bullshit.” — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
“If you love something, set it free. If it was meant to be, it will come back to you. But this, of… — Elin Hilderbrand Copy Share Image
“I am such an asshole. And Jesus Christ, I had my head shoved so far up my ass that I was actually… — Annie Arcane Copy Share Image
I did it once in high school - I was Sandy in Grease - and I decided then that I would never… — Laura Vandervoort Copy Share Image
Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be… — Erin Wasson Copy Share Image
Coming after all the bullshit related to A Million Little Pieces, nobody was expecting anything from me. No publisher, no agent, no… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
“I hate the moments between meeting someone and leaving someone there’s this brief feeling of trust before the paranoia that seeps in… — R.H. Sin Copy Share Image
Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy… — Bon Scott Copy Share Image
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Young Baby Boomers were forced to play duck-and-cover in school, in hopes that a desk would protect them from an atomic explosion.… — Al Feldstein Copy Share Image
You have to go in there and hit him. Show him that his tactics don't work. Bernard Hopkins is a fighter that… — Tavoris Cloud Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a rebellious artist, a lot of people have said that about me because I came from… — Danny Fox Copy Share Image
The last time I talked to Axl was in 1996. That was the last time we exchanged any sort of words. There… — Slash Copy Share Image
A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
The child says, "Well geesh, the institutions that I'm supposed to respect - the church and the government - they're telling me… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
That macho protective bullshit is just some asshat man pissing on his territory so the other dogs will stay away. — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
“If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not.” — Priceonomics Copy Share Image
You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
Real Women cut out the herbs, lames and bullshit men because she is above that standard and has no time for games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don't want me, Ben. I'm seven layers of fucked up with a side of bullshit.” — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nobody is ever 'fine'. Fine is a bullshit word that people use when they are fed up with being asked 'what's wrong?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I understand the words coming out of your mouth, but it still sounds like bullshit,” — Nicole Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
“My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it.” — Rick Shapiro Copy Share Image
“All Life Is A Fucking Shit Where People Whom You Meet Make It A Bullshit” — Nithin Kumar Copy Share Image
Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture. — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're really successful at bullshitting, it means you're not hanging around enough people smarter than you. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good. — Stefan Sagmeister Copy Share Image
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