A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
You're supposed to get tired planting bulbs. But it's an agreeable tiredness. — Gail Godwin Copy Share Image
I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I'm pretty good at getting most of the other bulbs to… — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
The world, although well-lighted with fluorescents and incandescent bulbs and neon, is still full of odd dark corners and unsettling nooks and… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
God made us angels of energy, encased in solids - currents of life dazzling through a material bulb of flesh. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb… — Richard Marx Copy Share Image
We now have a president who tries to save money by turning off lights in the White House, even as he heads… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
We live technologically, with man as the master of nature, man as the engineer, and let anyone who raises his voice against… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a… — Elliott Gould Copy Share Image
I won't date a guy who doesn't own a toolbox. I'm not saying you need to be able to knock down a… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
You can think of individuals as different light bulbs. There will be a differences in wattage and in color. There will be… — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
I come from Montana, and in eastern Montana we have a lot of dirt between light bulbs. It is expensive trying to… — Conrad Burns Copy Share Image
When I examine the conclusion [on experiments with the electric light bulb experiments published in the Herald] which everyone acquainted with the… — Henry Morton Stanley Copy Share Image
Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have scarcely gotten home ... when our children's sneezes greet us, skinned knees bleed after waiting all day to do so.… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
The wide wonder of Broadway is disconsolate in the daytime; but gaudily glorious at night, with a milling crowd filling sidewalk and… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
I liked it. I liked her. And every time I saw her, she seemed more beautiful. She just seemed to glow. I'm… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Let's make it clear for the dimmest bulbs among you: the kids at Columbine High didn't die from too many guns, they… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
In your body, there exists a subtle current of electricity, very subtle. But the subtler it is, the deeper it goes. It… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I don't know an England player who could fix a light bulb, let alone a match — Darren Gough Copy Share Image
Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That evening after dinner, I picked lemons from the tree in the backyard, the fruits golden bulbs under the rising moon.” — Aspen Matis Copy Share Image
Dempsey himself said you only spend so much time in the spotlight before they change the bulb. He had a very clever… — Roger Kahn Copy Share Image
What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
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