“By defending my bubble bath, he signaled the end of his reign as a free man. Damn” — R.J. Blain Copy Share Image
“What can I say? He’s a man, and as my queen and bride says, men are stupid. Especially me, for having taught our son… — R.J. Blain Copy Share
“I wasn’t even used to being someone’s girlfriend yet. I don’t know how to be a wife.” “Tip: have sex with me, and only… — R.J. Blain Copy Share
“Just trust me.” “Only three words worry me more,” the gorgon muttered. “Oh?” “Hold my beer.” I snickered.” — R.J. Blain Copy Share
“No one will hurt her.” “And should they try?” “I’ll rip their heads off.” Sexy or creepy, sexy or creepy—I went with very sexy… — R.J. Blain Copy Share
“By defending my bubble bath, he signaled the end of his reign as a free man. Damn” — R.J. Blain Copy Share
“Sometimes, the only way to deal with adult reality was to indulge in a good thumb sucking while wrapped in a nice blanket.” — R.J. Blain Copy Share
