“How's your career looking?' 'Well, I don't have an arse two inches in front of my nose, so my view beats yours.” — Mick Herron Copy Share Image
“The dachshund was evolved to chase badgers down holes, and the corgi to round up cattle. If anyone loses a herd of cattle down a badger hole, then these are just the dogs to get them out.” — Kennel Club of England Copy Share Image
