“How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!” — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
“Because that's bullshit. Okay, maybe the Las Vegas thing was our fault, well mostly Uncle Jared's and Jason's fault, but it was supposed to be a twenty-four hour buffet," he explained. "And that Disneyworld thing," he shook his head in… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
