It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he did.' With me, it should be, 'Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I'll get… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
The reason I'm drawn to it is - both the off road racing and the motorcycles on the track - it takes a lot… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
So if you're on the motorcycle, on the track you're not thinking at all about what's happening next week or tomorrow or anything. You're… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
I lived for going down the rabbit hole of meeting weird people. Of course, come Monday I would be tallying up all the different… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I just love… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating.… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of course he… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
There was a best-selling book in the late '60s and '70s called 'The Adventurers' by Harold Robbins. The lead character's name was Dax. Anyone… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I also wrote and directed.… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
I thought I never wanted to be on TV. I was dead wrong. I'm almost always dead wrong about the things I think I… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four years of… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
There's like a shift in the paradigm about every 15 years in movies because one would slip through the cracks. I think if they… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
I think I'm a combination of very simple pleasures and the fact I've read a lot of books. I don't think it's a binary… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have had a… — Dax Shepard Copy Share
A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month. — Dax Shepard Copy Share
