Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Let's face it, there's just different access that young boys have to sport and teams than girls. — Tessa Virtue Copy Share Image
“The schoolmaster is termed, classically, Ludi Magister, because he deprives boys of their play.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always found it weird when the Phantom would call Raoul insolent boy and the Raoul was obviously older than him. — Hugh Panaro Copy Share Image
Waiting for the end, boys, waiting for the end. What is there to be or do? What's become of me or you?… — William Empson Copy Share Image
When I was a beggarly boy, And lived in a cellar damp, I had not a friend nor a toy, But I… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Tell ya mama to stop flirtin' boy, I'm not a good step-pop. I interrupt your little session...and wreck shop. — Bumpy Knuckles Copy Share Image
In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the hardest foster children to take are teenage boys, which I was one, and I was never adopted or anything, and… — Antwone Fisher Copy Share Image
What is much harder to handle is the sense that you have to live up to the mark someone else has set… — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
It is a fact perhaps kept a little too much in the background, that mothers have a self larger than their maternity,… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Hanns Heinz Ewers tells a short story of a boy who was so unnatural of disposition as to take a special delight… — Alfred Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I would never believe it of you, my boy, regardless of the schemers your mother and sister turned out to be. You… — Julie Klassen Copy Share Image
Now a writer can make himself a nice career while he is alive by espousing a political cause, working for it, making… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Definitely in movies, girls talk about boys all the time. And even in real life, I feel like a lot of my… — Sophia Takal Copy Share Image
I'm curious about people. That's what I've always done since I've been a small boy. I'm curious about others. — Gerard Depardieu Copy Share Image
The first thing I wanted to do, as a boy, was to be a skier, because I had seen film footage of… — Kenneth Cranham Copy Share Image
I did The Newton Boys and during the whole process of making the film, I may have spent a week in Los… — Richard Linklater Copy Share Image
I'm hoping that if I keep telling myself I don't love you, eventually, my heart will understand. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
For a country boy, poor as I was, whose constant worry was to be able to have enough to eat, the Army… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
In a girl's life, there is a boy she'll never forget. In a boy's life, there is a girl he can never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and… — Asia Argento Copy Share Image
Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and… — Damian Marley Copy Share Image
Father's Day is hopefully a time when the culture says, 'This is our moment to look at who our men and boys… — Michael Gurian Copy Share Image
Hold it, Doc, a world war passed through my brain. He said, Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
And I'm the kind of person who does not let inconsequential things like boys and near death experiences stop her. — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 17. There were boys at school that I would find out later had a… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y’all’s ass, — Pat Dye Copy Share Image
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things. — John Green Copy Share Image
I was raised as a tomboy with boys, and I never really feel like myself when I am really dolled up at… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
It’s the first time I’ve ever kissed a boy, which should make some sort of impression I guess, but all I can… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I just like boys who are good-looking, really! I like people who are tall with a good sense of style. My faves… — Pixie Lott Copy Share Image
The games industry is already bigger than the music industry, and it's mainly directed at teenage boys. — Thomas Dolby Copy Share Image
Sisters have ways of socializing brothers into the mysteries of girls. Brothers have ways of socializing sisters into the puzzle that is… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
All the roles are for boys. The girls' roles are either small or all the same. There's just nothing interesting. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
There is a vast deal of make-believe in the carefully nurtured sentiment for country life, and the barefoot boy, and the mountain… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method. Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
I had a brother who died early on - he was 23 when I was 19. And, boy, I certainly didn't expect… — Jeff Goldblum Copy Share Image
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