Boxer Brief Quotes by Michael Sorrentino

I was born with a mic in my hand.

— Michael Sorrentino

I love being an entertainer. It's almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.

— Michael Sorrentino

I like Armani Exchange, Guess, Rock & Republic. There's a lot of places. I'm not too picky. I like to be trendy, and I…

— Michael Sorrentino

I have so much respect for our troops.

— Michael Sorrentino

I used to be a fitness model.

— Michael Sorrentino

If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got…

— Michael Sorrentino

There's enough Situation to go around.

— Michael Sorrentino

It's actually a privilege to actually learn how to really dance.

— Michael Sorrentino

My ideal woman is beautiful inside and out.

— Michael Sorrentino

Losing is not an option for me.

— Michael Sorrentino

Every day I wake up and my popularity gets bigger and bigger.

— Michael Sorrentino

I am always looking for ways to expand my brand.

— Michael Sorrentino