“Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you weren't adopted?" "Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Then Gertie kicked Ida Belle under the table and she lifted her gaze to mine. ''I'm sorry I made you ride naked in my… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I don’t think there’s enough time to repair some things. Some things just become part of a person, like their skin color. It doesn’t… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“There wasn't any place on my body I could hide a gun not with that sleazy dress I had to wear. And that shoe had a spike on it. What the hell else is it good for?'' '' Jesus, Redding.'' Harrison laughed. ''Haven't you seen a movie, a magazine ad… another woman in public? Stilettos are common among people with… — Jana Deleon Copy Share
“I have a limited amount of faith in humans as a species, and have little problem imagining someone that petty and insane.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Run!” Helena cried and ran down the staircase. Maryse took the steps two at a time, passing Helena on the way, and almost fell as she hit the foyer floor. The scream of police sirens was far too close for comfort, and Maryse struggled to pick up the pace. Skidding on the polished wood, she dashed around the corner and… — Jana Deleon Copy Share
“She was a beauty queen!'' ''Holy shit.'' Harrison dissolved into a fit of laughter. ''No way is Redding pulling that one off. Look at her. Her hair's shorter than mine. ''My hair is convenient for my job,'' I said, running a hand over inch-long, blond locks that had been trapped under a hot wig the day before, ''and besides, I… — Jana Deleon Copy Share
“I don’t know whether to be happy he’s made my job so easy,” Carter said, “or pissed off that someone that stupid not only… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
