I've been doing stand-up longer than I've been doing anything. It's just learning how to act on camera, trying to get better at that, figuring out how to make my humor translate and bounce off other people. It's not a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to surprise people and experiment and be weird and just have fun with it. I've done just the hour… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I'm not like a super duper sneaker head. I got a couple pairs, but I'm not a "stand in line for sneakers" type of… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet,… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. And I knew I could, at worst, work as a stand-up. And… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share
