I have holiday spirit in that it comes in a bottle and leaves me with a glowing red nose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle. — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Mix your drinks, and it's best not to cry over spilt milk, but put it back in the bottle. — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
Every time you drink an inferior bottle, it is as if you took a fine bottle and smashed it against a wall.… — Len Evans Copy Share Image
You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you give me the money so we can get… — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
I have this burning desire to get out there and do my best. It's as if I'm keeping it all in a… — Jackie Joyner-Kersee Copy Share Image
Drinking this bottle will give you the power to FLY IN YOUR SOCKS, MOONWALK ON WATER & SURF GREAT WHITES WITHOUT A… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle… — Nguyen Cao Ky Copy Share Image
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I reached the summit of Everest, I scooped some ice into my drinking bottle as I'd run out of water and… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
The Turkish Embassy in Washington is an ornate, eclectic building on the corner of Twenty-third Street and Massachusetts Avenue which was built… — George W. S. Trow Copy Share Image
“If some wizard would like to give me a present, let him give me a bottle filled with the voices of that… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I have a friend - not a dwarf - who's an alchemist of sorts. He concocted a men's cologne... He gave me… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
History--the product, not the raw material--is a bottle with a label. For many years now, the emphasis of historical discussion has been… — Neal Ascherson Copy Share Image
I've always loved my red wine, and when I'm not working I can open a bottle too many. I love to cook,… — Amanda Donohoe Copy Share Image
My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“What’ll it be?” “I’ll have a beer. Bottled. Not light.” “Careful there, Ty,” Jenna said as she popped the top off and… — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
I love the sound of a brand-new bottle of coke when you pry the lid off and it starts to fizz. Whenever… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
“Key to Ratings: Probably OK = (X) Not ideal = (XX) Pretty bad = (XXX) Definitely dangerous = (XXXX) ~ ~ ~… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know one day, you're going to look back on these days. And everyone you went to high school with will either… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Two gallons is a great deal of wine, even for two paisanos. Spiritually the jugs maybe graduated thus: Just below the shoulder… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“I hold the bottle out into the rain and watch as the steady flow slowly fills it. When there is enough, enough… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“I attended a dinner party where the hostess kept the bottle of water sequestered under the table, guarded by her feet during… — David Lebovitz Copy Share Image
“Relax, Mr. Diggums. Have another nettle beer, or some spring water." The commander took two bottles from the cooler and offered one… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
