“I get a total lady boner. My lady bits are way too happy. So happy it's crying juicy tears.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,” I commented to Ryan. “Or just one with a boner.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Never met a boner killer as effective as a text from the brother of the girl you want to screw. But” — Lauren Blakely Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“But I don’t follow Kate. And the reason is simple: Have you ever tried to run with a boner staring up at… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Please. The boy gets a boner every time you walk into the room." My eyes pop back open. Does she mean that… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“You’re one messed-up piece of work.” “Yeah, but you’re starting to worry that you might like me,” I say confidently. “Considering I… — Lauren Layne Copy Share Image
“As Boy had once heard his father say: Your desire will tell you who you are, you can’t reason with a boner… — Nemo Euler Copy Share Image
Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist… — Padraig Copy Share Image
I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on… — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
“I put my hand over my erection and turned away. "No. That's not for you. I have to go to the bathroom."… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Broccoli has almost as much calcium as milk,” she told him, amused. “It gives you strong bones.” His gaze slid to hers,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“It’s a boner not a monster,” he growled, waving a hand to the erection her gaze continued to flicker back and forth… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
