He said he "admired our courage" but didn't want to see us do anything to "damage our promising futures." He felt "proud as an American" that we had "exercised our right to peaceful free expression." But if we did it… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
I seriously think I could have sat in the middle of the kitchen floor rubbing two sticks together over a pile of dynamite blocks… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally. Yeah,… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
“Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe? Dangerous_pie: Your mom. Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you. Dangerous_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
“And maybe this whole thing has taught me something else about what kindness is for. Because, looking back at this year, I still basically… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
“Others...are so sure the world is full of nothing but bullies that they become bullies themselves, trying to hit everyone in the world first.… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead. — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I,… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share
