In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays.… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! — Sam Kinison Copy Share
You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food. — Sam Kinison Copy Share
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! — Sam Kinison Copy Share
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison Copy Share
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't… — Sam Kinison Copy Share
