“Honey, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.” — Kris Calvert Copy Share Image
“Honey, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.” — Kris Calvert Copy Share
“I filled the vase with water and dropped the aspirin in before arranging the flowers. I turned to show my work to Mimi for… — Kris Calvert Copy Share
“Once again, using the wrong head to do my critical thinking, I was now feeling as guilty as sin on a Sunday.” — Kris Calvert Copy Share
