Blow Nose Quotes

I blow my nose 10 time a day, if my nose were my penis I'd be in heaven.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.

— Audrey Hepburn

“Honey, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.”

— Kris Calvert

Bird in hand makes it harder to blow nose.

— Confucius

“It is with great sadness that I blow my nose.”

— Jarod Kintz

Since you sniff pussies and cry baby. Go and blow your nose. Bitch I'm on.

— Iggy Azalea

Do you always try to kill people when they blow their nose?

— Rick Riordan

“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so…

— Karen Alpert

Get it from a pro, Get it for the low, Get you some blow, Get it for the nose, Get it for…

— Yelawolf

You know you are wearing too much when you blow your nose and all you see is make up.

— Rakhi Amin

“If you do want to wear you're heart on you're sleeve remember not to blow you're nose on it.”

— Isabella

Got uncles that smoke it some put blow up they nose. To cope with they lows the wind is cold & it blows.

— Common

My friend taught me this one. You take the heel of your hand, you can shove someone's nose right through their brain.…

— Andy Kindler