“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
My family, they're story tellers. My mom is Irish, and my dad is Italian. In my family, we weren't allowed to watch TV while… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“No one has ever died of embarrassment-never, not once in the whole history of time.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share
What's the point? was my attitude. We're all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat. — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable." I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Of course it’s real, you bloody git,” Frank said to the young man behind the fruit cart, who had apparently questioned the legitimacy of… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
Strong female characters - even if they don't necessarily make the same decisions that we might - make such great narrative material, especially when… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Communication goes two ways. Somebody has to talk. And somebody has to listen.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share
“Cal: “I’m not presuming. I know exactly what you think about me. You think I’m an anal-retentive Armrest Nazi . . . an arrogant… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
High school sucks. People who say those were the best years of your life - those people are liars... Who wants the best years… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in… — Meg Cabot Copy Share
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