Bin Laden is living in the United States, and he has blonde hair. He's probably got some type of eating disorder. And he drinks too much, and then occasionally writes an op-ed under the name Ann Coulter. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Because there is something psychologically wrong with you on some level if you want to be on TV, if the only way you can… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
You cannot avoid controversy in this day and age - you really only can pick sides. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's own intelligence is publicly saying that Russia is actively trying to help him and hurt Joe Biden. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I think there's a real hunger out there for new voices who will speak more truth to power and who are less ensconced in… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I mean, the conservative movement in this country has been selling a pack of lies for a long time. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
You know, actors say, 'There are no bad roles, there are only bad actors.' Well, comedians, because they're also writers, believe that there are… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
The mainstream is not the mainstream anymore. We're a lot more niched in our media. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
My theory about L.A. is that it's almost like you have an allergy that's dormant and just need to be put in the right… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I mean, Donald Trump has been able, because of Mitch McConnell, to seat more circuit court judges almost than Barack Obama did in eight… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
We tune in to news companies for them to give us some sense of grounded assessment of what the truth is. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I mean, what was really interesting is that, you know, Ted Cruz put out this ad with little kids saying that Donald Trump essentially… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
I think what should happen is companies should calculate how much money they're getting from people who are celebrating Christmas and provide exactly that… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
