Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up. — Andrew Forrest Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
We never thought of ourselves as a girl band. We dressed like blokes. — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered. — Kirsty Gallacher Copy Share Image
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo—you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Albert… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy,… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people.… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got… — John Connolly Copy Share Image
The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and… — Paul Simonon Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. I've had these blokes in Hollywood hug me trying… — Steve Irwin Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
All of this is happening because there has still been no reckoning post the financial crisis. So governments have fallen, one bloke… — Alastair Campbell Copy Share Image
Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing… — David Jason Copy Share Image
Pete Ham in the group was a very good writer. He wrote the Nilsson song "Without You", which is a seriously good… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
We were very - we were a working family, and my father had this very simple philosophy, simple working class approach. If… — Warren Mundine Copy Share Image
Across all Cinderella versions it was clear that the 21st century was not very much in evidence, particularly in the character of… — Kenneth Branagh Copy Share Image
Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
[ Rajiv Gandhi] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated… — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I never had any desire to be famous. I find people who do really sad. I genuinely feel sorry for them because… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief. — Beth Orton Copy Share Image
Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.' — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine — David Lloyd Copy Share Image
Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke. — Matthew Nable Copy Share Image
The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image