“Captain, Hey, hi, umm, so maybe I should have thought this through a bit more or something since I’m obviously unsure of… — K.L. Donn Copy Share Image
“Meeting your adoptive baby is like being set up on a blind date with someone you will have to spend the next… — Jana Wolff Copy Share Image
Fat hoes invented the Blind Date to trick men into having to give them a free meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The live audience is a blind date. The camera is a hungry lover. One wants to be wined and dined and seduced… — Bill Oberst Jr Copy Share Image
What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“George Harrison: Paul transformed me in my bedroom, and it was awkward, to say the least. It was like being on a… — Alan Goldsher Copy Share Image
“I went on a blind date last night. We watched a silent film. We stayed up all night talking in sign language.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I look up, and he’s searching my eyes, just like he did after kissing me for the first time in the rain.… — Beth Revis Copy Share Image
“Eleven out of twelve work fine. I'd say that's better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Personal branding is about managing your name - even if you don't own a business - in a world of misinformation, disinformation,… — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
“After everything happened with you and me, I tried to heal. I knew that I needed to forget you and move on.… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“I remember when one of our daughters went on a blind date. She was all dressed up and waiting for her date… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
Always a bridesmaid, never the one to get set up on a blind date with a hitman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanna go on a blind date and then just be a complete psychopath so they hate their friend for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's the opening line of a football game returned for a touchdown. Or fumbled. It's what orange juice is to breakfast, the… — Lionel Fisher Copy Share Image
He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun. First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you. I… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Eating at a new, highly recommended restaurant is like a Very Important Blind Date, a contract with uncertainty you enter into with… — Stuart Stevens Copy Share Image
“It had been a fix-up, a blind date set up by a well-meaning skinny coworker who had no clue that most men… — Sue Ann Jaffarian Copy Share Image
Terms of Service are like being asked to sign a 50-page pre-nup on a first blind date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
