A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
Once again decent citizens will be able to enter this house of worship, kneel down in front of a nearly-naked man hanging from a… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
You know, you look at the chaos in the conservative camp right now, it's only too tempting to blame it all on pot. But… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
The Bible says, 'The truth shall make you free.' But let's not forget it was Spiro Agnew who said that a good lie will… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share
