“Be the kind of friend that you want to have. This is what it all boils down to. Listen when they bitch. Tell them they'll be okay. Go over and check in on their cat when they're on vacation. Call… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
“Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.” — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“If we were all our most real and raw selves every moment of the day things would be just awful. The world would be… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“Be the kind of friend that you want to have. This is what it all boils down to. Listen when they bitch. Tell them… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper, up until this point,… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“But the fact is people who always have at least a quarter tank of gas and refill the tank as soon as it dips… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“There's an incredible Tupac song that does not mince words in its hook: "Motherfucker, watch ya mouth." Granted, Tupac is issuing threats to associates… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine. — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
A slightly modified version of the Serenity Prayer: Lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the assholes I cannot avoid; The luck to avoid… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“Your parents, presumably, love you very much and think you are perhaps the most adorable, talented thing ever to prance upon this earth. Your… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
Meaning to send a thank-you note but then not doing it is exactly the same as never thinking to send one - that person… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
You're a grown up, and you get to decide what behaviors affect you for five minutes versus what behaviors change you as a person. — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
Here is what I'm trying to tell you: Adult isn't a noun, it's a verb. It's the act of making correctly those small decisions… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
“We look jealously around at others, noting their lack of grubby visible bra straps or crusty under-eye mascara sprinkles, and it’s hard not to… — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
Intentions are nice, but ultimately intentions don't really matter because they only exist inside you. — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share
