The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam. — Willie Robertson Copy Share Image
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored. — Gold Panda Copy Share Image
When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of… — Carol Vorderman Copy Share Image
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why? — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem. — Chetan Bhagat Copy Share Image
You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on. — Dhirubhai Ambani Copy Share Image
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
“Biscuits, biscuits: wherefore art thou biscuits? Hath mine beloved hidden thou once more from mine eyes? Alas, mine coffee cries out. Lo!” — T.J. Bowes Copy Share Image
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people… — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren’t having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits,… — Alasdair Gray Copy Share Image
“She spotted Cam Staunton in his dress blues, scouting the dessert table. As she watched, he scooped up two biscuits and stuffed… — Cinda Williams Chima Copy Share Image
“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about… — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
My father was the marketing director of a biscuit manufacturer in Berkshire. It meant that every Friday he brought home huge bags… — Chris Tarrant Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
For me to have a cheeky little biscuit, it's not going to hurt. But I need to control those indulgences. I can't… — Anthony Joshua Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to do something... I'd been on my own since an early age and I thought I better find something to… — Elliott Erwitt Copy Share Image
My husband was in the war of the Crimea. It is terrible the hardships he went through, to be two months without… — Lady Gregory Copy Share Image
The way to overcome the angry man is with gentleness, the evil man goodness, the miser with generosity, and the liar with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I've had broken bones and cuts and dashes and tears from movies, but when I was five, my mom put the biscuits… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem. Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea. Your house… — David Walliams Copy Share Image
Hyacinth,” Lady Bridgerton said in a vaguely disapproving voice, “do try to speak in complete sentences.” Hyacinth looked at her mother with… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
No one is willing to believe that adults too, like children, wander about this earth in a daze and, like children, do… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
