“That's how we should celebrate all birthdays... with an ass-kicking.” — Mord McGhee Copy Share Image
So apparently, I didn't even know you had a birthday. is not a valid excuse for missing one. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
When my mother was around, she would insist on celebrating my birthdays. — Hema Malini Copy Share Image
Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
The only reason I like birthdays is because mom gives us loads of ice cream, life's good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Birthdays are like presidential elections. I don’t like them, but they still keep coming around every four years.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There's no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there's no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“Some birthdays make you happy. Some birthdays bring you down. Some birthdays make you jump for joy While others paint a frown.… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
There will be birthdays in the next twelve months; books keep well; they're easy to wrap: buy those books now. Buy replacements… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Normally, my birthdays are very quiet. I go to the temple with my family and later take blessing from my parents. A… — R. Madhavan Copy Share Image
Birthdays come only once a year. But a person like you brings life to hundreds every single day! I'm so glad that… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Birthdays are a new start; fresh beginnings, a time to start new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with fresh confidence and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work every day, and every year I spend seven months away from my family. I miss my kids' birthdays, and those… — Mo Farah Copy Share Image
I'd always vaguely expected to outgrow my limitations. One day, I'd stop twisting my hair, and wearing running shoes all the time,… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
“I don’t make to-do lists, but if I did, today’s would have gone something like this: 1. get drunk, 2. get laid,… — Paula Stokes Copy Share Image
“They all seem infected with a vivaciousness that isn't common in our compound, and there are more smiles on their faces than… — Jessica Khoury Copy Share Image
I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Family life is tough, I'll say that for it. But in my case, I've mined the family. In a sense, I've used… — Loudon Wainwright III Copy Share Image
“I read it twice, then I said, "Well, why don't you?" "Why don't I what?" "Why don't you wish her many happy… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“For his thirtieth and fortieth birthdays, Jobs had celebrated with the stars of Silicon Valley and other assorted celebrities. But when he… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Every birthday celebrates a life because every life is important.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” — Else Holmelund Minarik Copy Share Image
