“Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
These little kids come up and invite me to their birthday parties, she says. I keep thinking, 'You know, I should go… — Hannah Montana Copy Share Image
“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I used to anticipate my childhood birthday parties as if each were an annual coronation. Like most kids, I loved sitting at… — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
During our childhood, my sister and I had no birthday parties. We would take a packet of sweets to school and distribute… — Sanjay Leela Bhansali Copy Share Image
Birthday parties make me nervous as hell. They're one of those things where you're forced to be happy. And even if you're… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of… — Brit Marling Copy Share Image
“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I learned to dance at quinceañeras - big [15th] birthday parties for Spanish girls. It was always funny to bring the white… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
“I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake.… — Pat Conroy Copy Share Image
“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not… — Larry David Copy Share Image
I have heard of 'Green Street'-dedicated birthday parties, a website dedicated only to the clothing. It has no end. If you hashtag… — Lexi Alexander Copy Share Image
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
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