The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one. — Brian Jones Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Copy Share Image