My daddy didn't even sign my birth certificate. So I ain't never had his last name. — Future Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate. — Jackie Vernon Copy Share Image
“Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friend calls it.” — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
My first year playing Pop Warner football, my mom had to change my birth certificate because I was too young. I was… — Frank Gore Copy Share Image
I have been told for most of my life that the white man on my birth certificate is not my biological father… — Shaun King Copy Share Image
My father is Emmit and my grandfather is Emmit, but I wanted something extra so I could separate my Emmitt from the… — Emmitt Smith Copy Share Image
The facts are simply that my brother was born in the United States at the Kapiolani Hospital for Women and Children in… — Maya Soetoro-Ng Copy Share Image
I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
In Alabama, when you come out of the hospital, they have to stamp your birth certificate with either Alabama or Auburn, or… — Dabo Swinney Copy Share Image
Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Donald Trump brought up the issue of the birth certificate and it's getting huge buzz around the country. Even Chris Matthews has… — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
How old are you? If your first reflex is to reply with your chronological age, the number on your birth certificate, you… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Then Jesus introduced Himself to me. Though my birth certificate reads 1983, I reckon I was born in 1999, when I met… — Brooke Fraser Copy Share Image
“THE REBIRTHS OF AMERICA In 1776 a New Nation was born. Its fathers named it “America”. Its birth certificate is: “The… — Amin Falaq Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I refer to myself, half in jest, as “a colored boy from Birmingham,” because that’s what my birth certificate says. According… — Willie Parker Copy Share Image
Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“Dirk tried to imagine what might happen if—to pick a name quite at random—the God Thor, he of the Norwegian ancestry and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it… — Vicky Hartzler Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it. — Raul Labrador Copy Share Image
I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
Is it possible that your right hand and left hand on the birth certificate or death certificate? Can only happen in India — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“No matter what his birth certificate said or didn't say, he was Billy Dent's son.” — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
![“I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay.” quote by Joe Arpaio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/joe-arpaio-9065_birth_i-don-t-care-where-ted-cruz-comes-from-i_1159418.png)
![“I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real…” quote by Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4eb/donald-trump-18_being-honest_i-have-people-that-have-been-studying-ob_64831.jpg)
![“Sidney Blumenthal is very close friend of Secretary [Hillary] Clinton. And her campaign manager, Patti Doyle, went to - during the campaign, her campaign against President [Barak] Obama, fought very hard. If you look at CNN this past week, Patti Solis Doyle was on Wolf Blitzer saying that this…” quote by Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fe/donald-trump-18_barack_sidney-blumenthal-is-very-close-friend-o_363769.jpg)
![“I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.” quote by Glenn Beck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/315/glenn-beck-872_birth_i-don-t-know-where-obama-is-from-i-don-t_2959128.png)
