“She looks skeptical. “A bird attacked you?” “Not quite.” I give a chagrined sigh. “A bird shit in my eye.” — Autumn Doughton Copy Share Image
“On the morning of our second day, we were strolling down the Champs-Elysées when a bird shit on his head. ‘Did you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
When a girl says 'whatever' they really mean I hope they fall of a briidge and on they way down a bird… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
