A friend is someone who will back you up when you really need it. A Brother is someone who will skip down… — Victor Womble Copy Share Image
“I color your world." I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he....? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.” — Carmen Jenner Copy Share Image
“Ruger was over six feet tall, roped with muscle and annoyingly handsome in an I’m-probably-a-murderer-but-I’ve-got-dimples-and-a-tight-ass-so-you’ll-still-lust-after-me kind of way.” — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
Keep thy eye on the tach and thine ears on the engine lest thy whirlybits seek communion with the sun. — John 4:50 Copy Share Image
“Sometimes Biker George lets the clutch slip on his motorcycle which isn’t good for the bike. Ya know, this is sortta like… — Dano Janowski Copy Share Image
“Marie's drunk texts: Marie: Horse, muss yu Marie: Why dont anser? Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
“You like me needing you, girl? You like knowing you’re the only woman in the whole fucking world I can imagine ever… — Kati Wilde Copy Share Image
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
