Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. — Steny Hoyer Copy Share Image
That's Joe Biden right there - unbowed, unbroken and unable to stop talking. — John McCain Copy Share Image
“You have to respect the choice of the masses when they willfully elect a corrupt government.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
The Senate gathered to say goodbye to Vice President Joe Biden. Biden has been a presence there for more than 40 years. — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Joe Biden says the Wall Street crisis is the result of George W. Bush's tax cuts, which makes as much sense as… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerprint is Barack Obama's, Joe Biden's, Nancy Pelosi's, Harry… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
As you know, John McCain is an older, white-haired man who has been in the Senate for over twenty years, voted for… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You essentially have a human-relations database on millions of Americans. The administration said, "Well we're not listening to calls, we don't collect… — Ron Wyden Copy Share Image
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Like Joe Biden and so many other Americans, I've lost people I love deeply to cancer. I've heard often from those whose… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We want to… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
“Then there was the Trumpiness of it all. A candidate just didn’t get a whole lot out of debating Trump. Even if… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
My fellow Americans, all of us in this grand hall and everybody watching at home, when we vote in this election, we'll… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
“ BIDEN : “ Look, folks ,” the president told the adoring crowd after his wife handed him the microphone, “you know,… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Pennsylvania couldn't be prouder of our native son, Joe Biden from Scranton. No one knows us better than Joe. — Bob Casey, Jr Copy Share Image
First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Shockingly, the Bidens donated under $1,000 to all charities combined every year for the ten years prior to 2008. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I really hated the Obama/Biden Administration by the time I was done interacting with them regarding dangerous workplace safety hazards.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray. — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
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