Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? — Elisabeth Hasselbeck Copy Share Image
Shockingly, the Bidens donated under $1,000 to all charities combined every year for the ten years prior to 2008. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
First Lady Michelle Obama has posted an exercise video of her beating up a punching bag. But don't worry, Vice President Biden… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Pennsylvania couldn't be prouder of our native son, Joe Biden from Scranton. No one knows us better than Joe. — Bob Casey, Jr Copy Share Image
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Joe Biden once again denied stories that he will be replaced on the ticket in 2012. He says he will continue to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I have good relationships with Hillary Clinton, Joseph Biden and especially Richard Holbrooke - he is my teacher. I learned a lot… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Senator Biden was correct by calling for more to look into Governor Cuomo's defense policy. It is clear to me, by researching… — Sam Nunn Copy Share Image
With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You can disagree with someone on issues, but you should never get personal. Joe Biden has never gotten personal, to my knowledge,… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We want to… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
“Then there was the Trumpiness of it all. A candidate just didn’t get a whole lot out of debating Trump. Even if… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party.… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing… — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Like Joe Biden and so many other Americans, I've lost people I love deeply to cancer. I've heard often from those whose… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
You essentially have a human-relations database on millions of Americans. The administration said, "Well we're not listening to calls, we don't collect… — Ron Wyden Copy Share Image
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“ BIDEN : “ Look, folks ,” the president told the adoring crowd after his wife handed him the microphone, “you know,… — Jake Tapper Copy Share Image
Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
The Senate gathered to say goodbye to Vice President Joe Biden. Biden has been a presence there for more than 40 years. — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
“You have to respect the choice of the masses when they willfully elect a corrupt government.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
That's Joe Biden right there - unbowed, unbroken and unable to stop talking. — John McCain Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack… — Reince Priebus Copy Share Image
Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it. — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. — Steny Hoyer Copy Share Image
And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
![“This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?” quote by Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ee/rush-limbaugh-28_biden_this-is-joe-biden-s-unique-way-i-mean-he_1525583.jpg)
![“With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing their experience, their ideas, their excellent hair? No. They've been talking about their poverty.” quote by Peter Sagal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d8/peter-sagal-16436_biden_with-two-years-till-the-nomination-both_507919.jpg)
![“I've heard [Bernie] Sanders comments, and it's really caused me to wonder who's left in the progressive wing of the Democratic Party. Under his definition, [Barack] Obama is not progressive because he took donations from Wall Street; [Joe] Biden is not progressive because she supported Keystone…” quote by Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/559/hillary-clinton-51_barack_i-ve-heard-bernie-sanders-comments-and-i_1093867.jpg)
![“You essentially have a human-relations database on millions of Americans. The administration said, "Well we're not listening to calls, we don't collect content." As [Vice President] Joe Biden said when he was a United States senator, you don't need to listen to those calls. If you have who…” quote by Ron Wyden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/422/ron-wyden-8512_administration_you-essentially-have-a-human-relations-d_3013057.png)
