I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't question things that go against what I believe very much. But boy, the stuff that I really want to believe,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You can't believe how pro-gay and pro-freedom-of-speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left. And… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar.… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Believing there is no God means the suffering I've seen in my family and indeed all the suffering in the world isn't… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.” — Penn Jillette Copy Share
