They say milk gives you strength so I drank 5 glasses and still couldn't move a wall… I tried 5 shots of vodka and the wall moved itself. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
That awkward moment that someone scared you and you slapped him accidentally. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
Funny how some people have to live on a bowl of salad to lose weight (Me) and some people eat 3 bars of chocolate… — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
Never try to maintain relations in your life, just try to maintain life in your relations. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
They say that when you dream of someone, they were thinking of you before they went to sleep. Im gonna find out who has… — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
You know I have invested so much emotion on you and how you think I will retract back. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
Explaining why I love you is like trying to asked a blind person about colors, they will understand you but it is still mysterious. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell them what is your secret. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
There is always something left to love. and if you ain't learned. then you ain't learned nothing. — Tequilamucho Copy Share Image
