Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he is or about how many stadiums he can fill, he stops being funny. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and tell you pi to 13 places - they tell you a joke. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
There are so many films now where you know the story is a supporting role to the visual effects. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
When I was about to be famous, I feared it on a few levels. I feared it because I didn't want people to lump… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
I am myself sometimes, and I do state my opinions, but not in a comedy routine and not in my character. There always has… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
It's interesting that music in this country... we sort of sold something to America with The Beatles and they sold something back. And we've… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share
