I would say I'm eating chocolate but because your sweet I'm going to say I'm eating you!!! =O — Gold Copy Share Image
I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
If I get bored being alone. I go ahead and take a ride and sing with my loneliness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As bored and fed up as a grand national jockey reaching for top shelf porn — Sparki Dee Copy Share Image
Summer: Sitting at home alone all day realizing how many friends you don't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Brain, Please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I am getting fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I am bored and I hate when someone else asks me to talk when I am bored. Like fuck… — Cherry Forever Copy Share Image
Men will always be men. No matter how delicious the food is, they will get tired of eating it again and again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The moment you feel bored with life, slap yourself then focus on the moment. for each moment is as deep, mysterious and… — Megan Sartin Copy Share Image
'Mom...I'm bored.' 'Okay, if you're so bored why don't you clean this...' 'Nevermind I found something to do.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people in a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I will ever have in my whole life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
[To become a poet] The most important thing is to pay attention. The next would probably be to read; it's so important… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
The world is colors and motion, feelings and thoughts and what does math have to do with it? Not much, if 'math'… — Rudy Rucker Copy Share Image
I don't wanna give you the wrong impression I need love and affection And I hope I'm not sounding too desperate I… — Heatherr Copy Share Image
...whatever other qualities Jews may posses, likable or the reverse, no one who knows them well can deny that they are personally… — Ernest Jones Copy Share Image
If familiar patterns bore you, if normalcy passes before you unnoticed, if you want to create your own footsteps in the earth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive… — Alister MacKenzie Copy Share Image
If they learn easily, they are penalized for being bored when they have nothing to do; if they excel in some outstanding… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image