Bedtime Quotes

Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine!

— Wallace Shawn

All writers are vampires.

— James Gandolfini

“Shall I tell you a bedtime story?”

— Steven King

“Fuckin’ A. Bedtime.”

— Jamie McGuire

This one time I stayed up way past my bedtime... man that was scary.

— Johnny Christ

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

— Bill Watterson

“Who said you had to be short to get a bedtime story?”

— Kem

That is my major concern: writers who are in prison for writing.

— Antonia Fraser

There were five writers on Blazing Saddles.

— Dom DeLuise

The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

— Ben Huh

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

— Red Skelton

My bedtime is 9:00 but I go to bed at 9:01 THUG LIFE

— Anonymous

Physical activity within four hours of bedtime and illness can also cause this type of insomnia.

— Alistair Sinclair

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.

— Anonymous

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.

— Alexander Fleming

My dream is to find a guy. Someone who can tell me a different bedtime story every night.

— Famke Janssen

The only people who have the long view are some scientists and some science fiction writers.

— Sheri S. Tepper

We haven't really - it's harder for us to set those rhythms. So it's really important to keep a steady bedtime and…

— Shelby Harris

The persons hardest to convince that they're at the retirement age are children at bedtime.

— Shannon Fife

Come now, what masques, what dances shall we have To wear away this long age of three hours Between our after-supper and…

— William Shakespeare

Any food products made from flour, especially whole-wheat flour, form gas when broken down in the large intestine. Beware of eating these…

— Mehmet Oz

The people I see on bicycles look like organic-gardening zealots who advocate federal regulation of bedtime and want American foreign policy to…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Bedtime rituals for children ease the way to the elsewhere of slumber - teeth brushing and pajamas, the voice of a parent…

— Siri Hustvedt

“till, silently without one peep, the angels come, their watch to keep. They'll hold you safe while dreaming deep. The pillow cool…

— Dixie Dawn Miller Goode

My four-year-old daughter regularly requests reading Book One [the March] at bedtime; the methods of reading, delivering, and processing the book's content…

— Nate Powell

When I was your age — about, ooh, a thousand years ago — I loved a good bedtime story. The Three Little…

— Mark Gatiss

I did start reading quite young but I was always read to by my parents, who are both actors. Bedtime stories from…

— Samuel West

“Children of parents who reported having a rule about bedtime scored about 6 percentage points higher on an assessment of their vocabulary…

— David B. Agus

It is hard to find time for everything. Its a balancing act, and I dont always do it perfectly. I make a…

— Stephenie Meyer

I adore going to movie sets and being part of a team trying to create something. And yet, I hate to miss…

— Jennifer Garner

Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it…

— Miguel de Cervantes

I ... received a few hugs and dutiful pecks on the cheek at bedtime, even a couple of 'thank-yous' thrown in for…

— Becky Freeman

“What’s this?” Nick said. “Bedtime?” No one answered him. I kept my eyes closed. “You look positively content, Clayton,” Nick continued, thumping…

— Kelley Armstrong

The inherent non-linearity of the digital allows for more input from others, including the subject and reader as collaborators. The top-down, bedtime-style…

— Fred Ritchin

Hauntings are memes, especially pernicious thought contagions, social contagions that need no viral or bacterial host and are transmitted in a thousand…

— Caitlín R. Kiernan

When your child has matured sufficiently to understand how the judicial system works, set a bedtime for him and then send him…

— Joseph Sobran

love, I've come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.

— Nicholas Sparks

Most of the books I read these days are children's books at bedtime.

— Charlie Brooker

Writers never get a very good deal in Hollywood.

— Richard O'Brien

Many childrens writers dont have children of their own

— Mark Haddon