“Are you even listening to yourself right now? You sound like you’re from the nineteen hundreds, not the two thousands." I pointed… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“The Bed Thing had happened two months ago. I'd wanted to move my bed, and decided to use magic to do it.Instead… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I'm just gonna lay down and go to bed, since that's the only thing that gets you the fuck outta my head. — Dml Copy Share Image
“There was a naked jock on my bed and a thing with tentacles coming out of my toilet. One of these things… — Johnny Murdoc Copy Share Image
“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“When I finally let someone into my narrow bed, the first thing I told her was what I could not do. I… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
I used to sleep with my books in piles all over my bed and sometimes they were the only thing keeping me… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I tell ya, getting out of bed is one thing but trying to move after u feel like a statue is another.… — Mike_S Copy Share Image
