“Meanwhile, Jess and I looked like we had rats burrowed in our hair and since we both fell asleep without taking off our makeup, we had racoon eyes to go with it - not exactly beauty queens.” — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Oh, hi, Ben," I tried to sound casual, but my head started pounding, my palms started sweating, and the butterflies were doing Zumba in… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“No wonder you're so quick to give up... I thought we were in a partnership, Shel. I've never expected you to ask permission to… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“The only man I'd ever loved, who I'd always trusted implicitly, had just made a mockery of everything I'd thought and felt over the… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Women who were so skinny that their hip bones stuck out just pissed me off. If I wanted a bumpy ride I'd take my… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, I can’t believe I just did that, seemed to be my theme of the night.” — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“When we got close to the door, I moved him to the side, so we couldn't be seen from the window, and I pulled… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“What the fuck had I done, and how was I ever going to explain this to my wife?” — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, Jess and I looked like we had rats burrowed in our hair and since we both fell asleep without taking off our makeup,… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!” — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
