I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.' — Rolf Harris Copy Share Image
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. — Rolf Harris Copy Share Image
It's important to seize the moment. If there's something you want to say, don't put it off, because you might miss your chance. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
For sheer creativity and totality of involvement, 'Rolf's Cartoon Club' with HTV in Bristol was an amazing show to work on, but I think… — Rolf Harris Copy Share
People can see you on TV sloshing paint around with big four-inch brushes, and I learned to talk to camera in a friendly voice,… — Rolf Harris Copy Share
People say 'Are you going to retire?' To me, that sort of equates with lying down and dying. When you're doing something you love… — Rolf Harris Copy Share
If I could go back in time, I'd return to when my parents were alive and appreciate them more than I did when I… — Rolf Harris Copy Share
Try and spread a lot of love and affection around the world. The most important thing is not to 'con' the public. Be real. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
I draw the line at filth and crude language. It seems to be an excuse for not being funny. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
As I walked up the imposing steps of the Royal Academy, I came fact to face with Alwen Hughes. She looked just as stunning… — Rolf Harris Copy Share
I regard myself as being enormously lucky to have been accepted by the British public in so many areas. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
Prison is no hardship, really. I'm in the art room as an assistant to the tutor, and basically, I'm doing what I like. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
My approach to painting doesn't involve any heavy thinking about how am I going to present this, what am I going to do. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person. — Rolf Harris Copy Share
