My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like… — Kesha Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell fact from fiction, Or if the dream was true My only sure prediction In this world was you. I'd… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“My voice is raspy, like Rasputin’s beard. My love is like a mustache hidden in a patch of armpit hair. Come, feel… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
