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I did not fire Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. I cannot fire Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. I am not… — Mike Love Copy Share Image
I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up,… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“I still remember the winter sky that evening. Whenever I worked in my sea garden and I saw a sunset like that,… — rachel joyce Copy Share Image
And to lose the chance to see frigatebirds soaring in circles above the storm, or a file of pelicans winging their way… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I can never get over when you're on the beach how beautiful the sand looks and the water washes it away and… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
“Maybe the beach was a more natural place to leave a baby you couldn't care for. Nestle him in the sand and… — Brit Bennett Copy Share Image
I've always had this thing for swimming pools - I think they're much sexier and far more glamorous than the beach, in… — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
Some beliefs may be subject to such instant, brutal and unambiguous rejection. For example: no left-coiling periwinkle has ever been found among… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
For my father the one calamity was that my brother and sister and I never learned to swim. My father, who was… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
I was the kind of kid that always loved babies. I was, you know, four years old, and I would have my… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind, Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Almost all of "Julie" was shot on location in Carmel, which is a lovely resort town a little south of San Francisco.… — Doris Day Copy Share Image
SOLOSHOT is such a brilliant idea and an athlete's dream. It has given me the ability to film myself training without anyone's… — Maika Monroe Copy Share Image
I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most of the sand has been imported, and… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
Well, I came from a small little town on the beach - Grayland, a town of about 1,000 people. I was the… — Colin Cowherd Copy Share Image
It kind of depresses me when people decide to move away. I get it, you want your kids to have somewhere to… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
I can't read music. Instead, I'd do stuff inside the piano, do harmonics and all kinds of crazy things. They used to… — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
The corporate right and the political right declared class warfare on working people a quarter of a century ago and they've won.… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
It's elevating and humbling at the same time. Running along a beach at sunrise with no other footprints in the sand, you… — Marion Irvine Copy Share Image
I did get tired of hearing that criticism years ago. That is not a compliment. Being labeled a "beach read" is a… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
But we have not used our waters well. Our major rivers are defiled by noxious debris. Pollutants from cities and industries kill… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
It's fair to say when you go out and walk in the woods or on a beach, the most conspicuous forms of… — Andrew H. Knoll Copy Share Image
The critical thing about the design process is to identify your scarcest resource. Despite what you may think, that very often is… — Fred Brooks Copy Share Image
When I was learning to creep, my mother set me down on the beach to see what I thought of it. I… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
It's hard when you're traveling to keep the routine because you don't have the studio or trainers. But even then, I'll try… — Nina Agdal Copy Share Image
My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
That's why you can't be a true Yankee without winter: because all the best pleasures are earned - the fire, the fried… — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
When you eat, I want you to think of God, of the holiness of hands that feed us, of the provision we… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
This next to never happens, but if I had time to sit on a beach and read, I wouldn't read a cozy.… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
To survive, you had to steer your course midstream, where the water was deepest and ran fastest, that you had to paddle… — Melanie McGrath Copy Share Image
I smoke two cartons of unfiltered cigs and down a bottle of American rye whiskey as a warm up, generally. Then swallow… — Roger Craig Smith Copy Share Image
But I try to steal other moments. Sometimes I get up very early in the morning and enjoy a quiet house and… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
We won the European Championship last September and now the world title. That is some year for French beach soccer! Now comes… — Eric Cantona Copy Share Image
But say you've inflated your soul to the size of a beach ball and it's soaking into the Mystery like wine into… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they… — Bethany Cosentino Copy Share Image
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