“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of… — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea. — Kyan Douglas Copy Share Image
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
These diva wide receivers want to go to the bathroom. As a defensive lineman, we didn't go to the bathroom. — Booger McFarland Copy Share Image
Ladies, I urge you never to buy a black bathroom suite. 'CBB' decided this would be glamorous. 'CBB' was wrong. — Katie Hopkins Copy Share Image
At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed. — Gian Carlo Menotti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
Everyone of us wakes up in the morning, goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and asks: "Who am I? Who… — Aksel Hennie Copy Share Image
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I am going to be working on bathroom fittings for a company in the USA, and then I thought it was appropriate… — Arne Jacobsen Copy Share Image
You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
What have we got here in America that we believe we cannot live without? We have the most varied and imaginative bathrooms… — Agnes de Mille Copy Share Image
The bathroom door burst open, and Molly came trotting out. The left half of her body had been shaved almost down to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I wouldn’t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
How are we doing, Simon?" she whispered into the small microphone in her collar. "Just about..." Simon started slowly. And then he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is on the… — Peter Høeg Copy Share Image
Actually, social drug-taking went kind of low-key for a couple of years. Probably because of AIDS, people got very conscious of their… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
“Human beings are not houses—you don't walk in and say, 'Well, so long as we gut the kitchen and add a third… — Sara Eckel Copy Share Image
