The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back,… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do,… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
I'm not totally sure what I want to be doing, but it's so fun to be on 'SNL' because you get exposed to so… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke… — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share
