Basketball Quotes by Charles Barkley · Page 2

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

— Charles Barkley

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

— Charles Barkley

You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old.…

— Charles Barkley

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

— Charles Barkley

See, my hope and dream is that people have a good time watching basketball. It's not church. It's not serious.

— Charles Barkley

I want her to understand that it's going to be a factor in her life. I just want her to know that…

— Charles Barkley

I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.

— Charles Barkley

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

— Charles Barkley

Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life -…

— Charles Barkley

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're…

— Charles Barkley

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

— Charles Barkley

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB -…

— Charles Barkley

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's…

— Charles Barkley

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

— Charles Barkley

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

— Charles Barkley

Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.

— Charles Barkley

I love women's college basketball, but I don't want it in the NBA.

— Charles Barkley

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a…

— Charles Barkley

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this…

— Charles Barkley

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt,…

— Charles Barkley

When you read the book you see that these guys aren't holding any punches. They're straightforward. They're honest. They're giving you their…

— Charles Barkley

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

— Charles Barkley

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to…

— Charles Barkley

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

— Charles Barkley

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure…

— Charles Barkley