The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle Copy Share Image
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip… — Hal Boyle Copy Share
Probably no one alive hasn't at one time or another brooded over the possibility of going back to an earlier, ideal age in his… — Hal Boyle Copy Share
Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture. — Hal Boyle Copy Share
The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle Copy Share
Those who give up cigarette smoking aren't the heroes. The real heroes are the rest of us - who have to listen to them. — Hal Boyle Copy Share
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I've got a new ambition. Now I just want to become… — Hal Boyle Copy Share
Memory is the best of all gardens. Therein, winter and summer, the seeds of their past lie dormant, ready to spring into instant bloom… — Hal Boyle Copy Share
What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn't have any doubt it is sure to get where it is going,… — Hal Boyle Copy Share
