I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and… — Billy Crystal Copy Share
